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Kyle. 22. NY. A lot of humor and general disregard for the feelings of the weak.
❝ do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. ❞

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Men In China Are Getting In On The Crop Top Trend, Too →


crop-tops are a summer trend for 2014? seems to me “fashion” has been trying to make crop-tops happen at least since 2010. 

There’s a sucker born every minute

-David Hannum

pleathe thop




I’ve got to induce my period cause I’m tired of living like this

Drink 6 Dr. Peppers and do a handstand, make sure there’s some arugala tucked into your pockets too, that should do it.

Stuff basil in your pussy hole

Get a nigga really excited to come fuck, tell him you’ll blow his mind and fuck him into another galaxy and bet money it’ll come just in time to crush his spirit and leave him a  defeated man. 



Pot Smoke And Mirrors: Vaporizer Pens Hide Marijuana Use

It’s a sunny afternoon at Kelly’s Collective, a medical marijuana dispensary in Los Angeles, and Nikki Esquibel is getting stoned. But you wouldn’t know it.

The 19-year-old, who has a medical prescription for marijuana, is “smoking” pot with a handheld vaporizer, or a vape pen. It’s sleek, black, and virtually indistinguishable from a high-end e-cigarette.

That’s the point, says Esquibel. “I use it mostly around my neighborhood. It’s easy to hide.” The vapor coming from the device doesn’t even have an odor.

Discretion, it turns out, makes for good money. While e-cigaretteshave been grabbing the headlines, the vape pen industry has been quietly ballooning. And it’s reshaping the business and culture of marijuana.

Most vape pens don’t actually vaporize the marijuana plant. They’re loaded with marijuana concentrates or “hash oil:” a viscous, yellow resin chemically extracted from the plant. In many places, that extraction often occurs in somebody’s kitchen — which can be explosive and dangerous.

And the concentrates can be strong. Really, really strong. Marijuana leaves usually contain about 25 percent THC, the psychoactive chemical that makes you feel high. But the concentrates can contain up to 90 percent THC. Esquibel says she almost fainted when she tried her first hit.

Those high THC levels worry Allen St. Pierre, executive director of the National Organization to Reform Marijuana Laws, a nonprofit lobbying group working to broadly legalize marijuana use.

"Between the fact that you can potentially pass out with a single inhalation, or you can have such property damage and potential bodily harm just producing it … these [issues of the vape pen] definitely need to be addressed," he says. "This is a screaming call for regulation if there ever was one."

And what about the health effects of vaping pot compared to smoking it?

"The problem is that, right now, it’s hard to tell how much [THC] you are actually getting when you take a puff of one of these things," says Mark Kleiman, who studies marijuana laws and policies at the University of California, Los Angeles. “The risk of getting wrecked is a lot higher.”

And given that the output of vape pens is odorless, Kleiman is also concerned about what the rising popularity of the devices means for parents and teachers.

"For them this will be a nightmare," he tells Shots. "If I am running a school or a house and I have a nose, I can tell if my kids are smoking pot. But if they’re using a vape pen, forget about it."

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Top Photo: Vaporizer pens use marijuana concentrates or “hash oil” — a viscous, yellow resin chemically extracted from the plant.(Andres Rodriguez/

Bottom Photo: Nikki Esquibel, 19, has a medical prescription for marijuana. She uses a vaporizer pen around her neighborhood in Los Angeles. (Miles Bryan/NPR)

everything about this article screams

"i dont understand this subject and i want to yell about it for a while"

the worst thing that happens from too much dank is you have the best fucking sleep of your life.  you wake up and food taste like Cleopatra’s vagina.

my nigga need to stop bein bitchmade and hit that loud.

I had never realized that when the Dornish had the exchange with the Lannisters that Cersei said “Can’t say i’ve ever met a Sand before”

Sand being the last name for bastards. And i was gonna ask what bastards last names were if they were born to Lannisters and then i realized it was Baratheon


People everywhere have their differences. In some places, the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places, the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place.



plot twist: tumblr is actually dead and youre still a loser


fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

people who dont understand the purpose of Mr. Saturn in SSBB have never played with someone that understands the games mechanics. 1 damage that can be permathrown and caught without breaking hit stun? WHAT. Mr Saturn was OP


So I went to the store up the road and this dude was standing by the steps into the train station. He fucking quick slid me a card and I was like “SHIT” because it was so quick and smooth I wasn’t ready and my body moved on it’s own. Let’s backtrack real quick, tell me how it wasn’t a card, but it was a fucking POST-IT NOTE. THIS DUDE PRINTED HIS FUCKING INFO ON A POST-IT. LIKE I KNOW TIMES IS HARD BUT GOD DAMN.

next level entrepreneurial moves

was feeling lazy this week and only worked like 45 hours. still getting paid OT tho so whatever


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”





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