May 2013
gayboygenius:
the new xbox is literally just
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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thelegendofdana:
Microsoft is saving me a lot of money by making the Xbox One a useless piece of shit.
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kingjaffejoffer:
assemblednightmares:
Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else?
Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup
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honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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metalburger:
But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?
solarsaturation:
Xbox One is just an expansion pack for your cable provider pass it on
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kingjaffejoffer:
I can’t bring myself to ever care about Kinect.
If I wanted to be moving I would take my fat ass outside. Ain’t nobody trying to be doing spirit fingers just to watch Netflix
kingjaffejoffer:
xn—b6h:
267349:
Its really annoying when I make a short post about an opinion or thought and someone decides to write a PhD thesis proposal when they reblog it.
I hope you were joking because here’s how I feel: First of all, what about the millions of starving babies in Africa? Okay hello there is a crisis that no one knows about. We are all the future and the present and...
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The bravest person in the world is the one that stands in the front row of the next Miguel concert
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If a duckling ever imprinted on me best believe...
nahchillhomebro:
Nobody could tell me otherwise.
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
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Dear fat women who can't suck dick.
starslicer:
You got all that esophagus and you still choking on a hotdog?
You failed right along with your metabolism.