gayboygenius: the new xbox is literally just
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
thelegendofdana: Microsoft is saving me a lot of money by making the Xbox One a useless piece of shit.
kingjaffejoffer: assemblednightmares: Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else? Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
metalburger: But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?
solarsaturation: Xbox One is just an expansion pack for your cable provider pass it on
kingjaffejoffer: I can’t bring myself to ever care about Kinect. If I wanted to be moving I would take my fat ass outside. Ain’t nobody trying to be doing spirit fingers just to watch Netflix
kingjaffejoffer: xn—b6h: 267349: Its really annoying when I make a short post about an opinion or thought and someone decides to write a PhD thesis proposal when they reblog it. I hope you were joking because here’s how I feel: First of all, what about the millions of starving babies in Africa? Okay hello there is a crisis that no one knows about. We are all the future and the present and...
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nahchillhomebro: Nobody could tell me otherwise.
kingofbear: when someone says their eyes change colour
Dear fat women who can't suck dick.
starslicer: You got all that esophagus and you still choking on a hotdog? You failed right along with your metabolism.